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This property was reserved by

Karlie
on
10th Mar 1999

I'm from Ontario Canada. This is my first time at this web page thing so bare with me and I may figure it out... and then again I may not








 
A Little about me.. If you really want to know
I have only lived in Ontario for 2 years now originally from the maritimes on the East Coast of this little country.I like joking around and have a great sence of humour.My favorite saying besides "take resposibility for your own actions" is "you can never have too many friends.

Hey Petie you suck, hehe





My interests:
  • Computers
  • Men hating jokes
  • So if you have a good joke drop me a line
  • History



    By the way I really dont hate men I just like making fun of them
 
Joke of the week
Newfoundland Computer Terms Made Easy.
1. Log on: Make the wood stove hotter.
2. Log off: Don't add no more wood.
3. Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
4. Download: Getting the firewood off the truck.
5. Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood.
6. Ram: The thing that splits the firewood.
7. Hard Drive: Gettin' home from work in the winter.
8. Prompt: What the mail ain't in the winter.
9. Window: What you shut when its cold outside.
10. Screen: What you shut in the black fly season.
11. Byte: What the black flies do.
12. Bit: What the black flies did.
13. Mega Byte: What the Labrador black flies do.
14. Chip: What you eats while you watch the hockey game.
15. Micro Chip: Whats left in the bag after you eats the chips.
16. Modem: What you does to your front and back lawns.
17. Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
18. Lap Top: Where the kitty sleeps.
19. Hardware: What you have before sex.
20. Software: What you have after sex.
21. Mouse: What eats the grain in yer barn:
22. Main Frame: What holds yer house up.
23. Enter: City talk for "Come on in eh".
24. Web: What a spider makes.
25. Web Site: The place where spiders makes their webs usually basement
or attic.
26. Cursor: A feller that swears alot.
27. Search Engine: What you do when yer car dies.
28. Screen Saver: A repair kit for ripped window screens.
28a Screen Saver: The guy that stands in front of the goalie.
29. Home Page: A map you keep in yer pocket in case you gets lost.
30. Upgrade: The way you are going when yer on a steep hill.
31: Server: The person that brings yer dinner at a resteraunt.
32. Mail Server The guy that brings yer food at a resteraunt.
33. MSDOS: Some new infectious disease they just found.
34. Sound Card: One of them technological birthday cards that plays
music when you opens it.
35. User: The neighbour that keeps borrowin' stuff.
36: Browser: What they calls you when yer eye brows grow together.
37. Network: What you have to do when you gets a hole in yer fishing
net.
38. Internet: Complicated fish net repair method.
39. Netscape: What happens to yer fish when you have a hole in yer net.
40. Online: What you call laundry hung outside to dry.
41. Offline: What you call laundry when its fallen off the washline to
the ground.



 
Favourite links
 

Men Jokes
Good jokes and yea they even have some women bashing ones also


Revenge
For those of you who have just got to get back at someone

Email me at:
[email protected]

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